Share purchase intent
Use a shopping screenshot, cart, product page, product photo, shelf photo, or receipt.
Anti-shopping entertainment
Roast My Cart
Before checkout gets away with it.
Share a shopping screenshot, cart, product page, product photo, shelf photo, or receipt. The app turns the purchase fantasy into a joke before it becomes your problem.
Not a budgeting app. Not a product review. Just a blunt, funny second opinion before checkout.
The flow
Drop the temptation in. Let it get processed.
Roast My Cart is built for the exact moment a discount badge, monthly payment, or late-night cart starts looking reasonable.
Get a verdict
The roast targets the desire, price framing, discount bait, and future-self fantasy.
Choose what happens next
Bury it, set a reminder to have it haunt you, or roast it harder.
Verdicts
Bad idea gets a stamp. Good restraint gets a grave.
BAD IDEA
NO DEAL
HARD PASS
The graveyard
Good choices live here.
Every buried purchase becomes a small record of the junk you almost bought: the image, the price, the date, and the cause of death.
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Local-first by design
No account required.
Graveyard entries, generated roasts, reminders, and preferences live locally on your phone. Roast My Cart does not maintain a database of product images or product names.
Roast My Cart is anti-shopping entertainment, not a neutral product evaluator or financial, shopping, legal, medical, safety, or product advice. It is built to argue against purchases through humor, and generated roasts may produce unintended, inaccurate, or unpredictable output.
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Put the cart under oath.
Install Roast My Cart on iPhone or Android.